Review: There Is No Dog by Meg Rosoff

there is no dog

There Is No Dog by Meg Rosoff

God may not be exactly who you’d expect him to be.  He’s actually a slovenly, lazy, disinterested teenager named Bob, who’d much rather lust after hot girls than pay attention to any prayers made in his name.  Bob lives in an apartment with Mr. B, who has been his personal assistant for millennia.  Every time Bob gets interested in a new girl, the entire weather system goes haywire.  This time the girl is Lucy, who works at a zoo and lives a simple life until Bob gets involved.  The question is which will last longer: Bob’s attention span or Earth!  This irreverent and very funny novel for teens comes from one of the top YA authors and is pure joy to read.

Rosoff’s writing is buoyant here.  The entire premise carries humor, but she infuses it further with wry insights, clever devices, and unexpected twists.  It’s a wild sort of book that the reader simply has to go along with.  This is controlled chaos, reined in solely by the quality of the writing and the strength of the story. 

The characters of the book are a motley group.  Readers will immediately be drawn to the luminous Lucy but at the same time, they will see themselves in God as well.  Bob is a God with a raw creativity, undisciplined natural skills, and very short attention span.  While he may read at first like a regular teen, Rosoff manages to mix that universal experience with one that is specific to God. 

There is a magic here, a miracle, that takes a book that could have been heresy and lifts it to heavenly humor.  Appropriate for ages 15-18.

Reviewed from ARC received from G. P. Putnam’s Sons.

2012 Notable Children’s Books–Middle Readers

The Association for Library Service to Children (ALSC) annually recognizes a list of the best books for children.  The list is a lengthy one, so I’ll break it up by ages, as the committee does.

Here is the list for Middle Readers:

America Is under Attack : September 11, 2001 : the Day the Towers Fell. By Don Brown.

Balloons over Broadway: the True Story of the Puppeteer of Macy’s Parade. By Melissa Sweet.

Breaking Stalin’s Nose. By Eugene Yelchin.

  

The Cheshire Cheese Cat : a Dickens of a Tale. By Carmen Agra Deedy Illus. by Barry Moser.

Diego Rivera: His World and Ours. By Duncan Tonatiuh.

Dream Something Big : the Story of the Watts Towers. By Dianna Hutts Aston, Illus. by Susan L.Roth.

  

E-mergency. By Tom Lichtenheld, Illus. by Ezra Fields-Meyer.

Emma Dilemma : Big Sister Poems. By Kristine O’Connell George, Illus. by Nancy Carpenter.

The Great Migration : Journey to the North. By Eloise Greenfield, Illus. by Jan Spivey Gilchrist.

  

Inside Out and Back Again. By Thanhha Lai.

Junonia. By Kevin Henkes.

Lemonade, and Other Poems Squeezed from a Single Word. By Bob Raczka, Illus. by Nancy Doniger.

  

The Lily Pond By Annika Thor. Trans. by Linda Schenck.

The Mangrove Tree: Planting Trees to Feed Families. By Susan L. Roth and Cindy Trumbore

Marisol McDonald Doesn’t Match /Marisol McDonald no combina By Monica Brown, Illus. by Sara Palacios.

  

Maximilian and the Mystery of the Guardian Angel: A Bilingual Lucha Libre Thriller. By Xavier Garza .

Migrant. By Maxine Trottier, Illus. by Isabelle Arsenault.

Night flight : Amelia Earhart crosses the Atlantic. By Robert Burleigh, Illus. by Wendell Minor

  

No Ordinary Day. By Deborah Ellis.

Nursery rhyme comics: 50 timeless rhymes from 50 celebrated cartoonists. Illus. by Patrick McDonnell … et al.

Soldier Bear By Bibi Dumon Tak, Illus. by by Philip Hopman. Trans. by Laura Watkinson.

  

The third gift. By Linda Sue Park, Illus. by Bagram Ibatoulline.

Thunder birds: nature’s flying predators. By Jim Arnosky.

Treasury of Greek mythology: classic stories of gods, goddesses, heroes & monsters. By Donna Jo Napoli, Illus. by Christina Balit.

  

The trouble with May Amelia. By Jennifer L. Holm.

Underground. By Shane Evans, Illus. by Shane Evans.

The unforgotten coat. By Frank Cottrell Boyce, Illus. by Carl Hunter, and Clare Heney.

  

The watcher : Jane Goodall’s life with the chimps. By Jeanette Winter.

Wonderstruck. By Brian Selznick.

Won-Ton : a cat tale told in haiku. By Lee Wardlaw, Illus. by Eugene Yelchin.

 

Young Fredle. By Cynthia Voigt, Illus. by Louise Yates.

Zita the spacegirl. By Ben Hatke.

2012 Best Fiction for Young Adults

Given out by YALSA, the Best Fiction for Young Adults includes the best fiction for ages 12-18.  Books included on the list must be both high quality literature and appealing to teens.  There are 113 books on the full list and also a top ten:

   

Between Shades of Gray by Ruta Sepetys

Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor

Everybody Sees the Ants by A. S. King

The Girl of Fire and Thorns by Rae Carson

  

How to Save a Life by Sara Zarr

Leverage by Joshua C. Cohen

A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness

  

The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater

Shine by Lauren Myracle

Under the Mesquite by Guadalupe Garcia McCall

2012 Notable Children’s Books

The Association for Library Service to Children (ALSC) annually recognizes a list of the best books for children.  Here is their definition of notable: “As applied to children’s books, notable should be thought to include books of especially commendable quality, books that exhibit venturesome creativity, and books of fiction, information, poetry and pictures for all age levels (birth through age 14) that reflect and encourage children’s interests in exemplary ways.”

The list is a lengthy one, so I’ll break it up by ages.  Here is the list for Younger Readers:

   

All the Water in the World. By George Ella Lyon, Illus. by Katherine Tillotson

A Ball for Daisy. By Chris Raschka

Blackout. By John Rocco

Bring on the Birds. By Susan Stockdale

  

The Cazuela That the Farm Maiden Stirred. By Samantha R. Vamos, Illus. by Rafael López

Chirchir Is Singing. By Kelly Cunnane, Illus. by Jude Daly

Do You Know Which Ones Will Grow? By Susan A. Shea, Illus. by Tom Slaughter

  

Dot. By Patricia Intriago

Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site. By Sherri Duskey Rinker, Illus. by Tom Lichtenheld

Grandpa Green. By Lane Smith

  

Harry and Hopper. By Margaret Wild, Illus. by Freya Blackwood

I Broke My Trunk. By Mo Willems

I Want My Hat Back. By Jon Klassen

  

King Jack and the Dragon. By Peter Bently, Illus. by Helen Oxenbury

Little Treasures : Endearments from around the World. By Jacqueline K. Ogburn. Illus. by Christopher Raschka

Me…Jane. By Patrick McDonnell

  

Mouse & Lion. By Rand Burkert, Illus. by Nancy Ekholm Burkert

Naamah and the Ark at Night. By Susan Campbell Bartoletti, Illus. by Holly Meade

A New Year’s Reunion: A Chinese Story. By Li Qiong Yu, Illus. by Zhu Chen Liang

  

Over and Under the Snow. By Kate Messner, Illus. by Christopher Silas Neal

Prudence Wants a Pet. By Cathleen Daly, Illus. by Stephen Michael King

See Me Run By Paul Meisel

   

Should I Share My Ice Cream? By Mo Willems

Stars. By Mary Lyn Ray, Illus. by Marla Frazee

Tales for Very Picky Eaters By Josh Schneider

  

Tell Me the Day Backwards. By Albert Lamb, Illus. by David McPhail

Ten Little Caterpillars. By Bill Martin, Illus. by Lois Ehlert

These Hands. By Margaret H. Mason, Illus. by Floyd Cooper

  

Tìa Isa Wants a Car. By Meg Medina, Illus. by Claudio Muñoz

Where’s Walrus? By Stephen Savage

Who Has What? : All about Girls’ Bodies and Boys’ Bodies. By Robie H. Harris, Illus. by Nadine Bernard Westcott